What better way to start the year than with a few moans.
Firstly, why do shopping lists always vanish by the time you reach the shop? Or is it just me?
Secondly, who started this thing of doing dribble scribbles with sauces on plates in restaurants (and what's going on with plate shapes - what was wrong with round, why do we have to have square and oval and everything in between?)?
Thirdly, once started, why did so many other restauranteurs decide that dribble scribbles were a good idea?
And finally, why, when every other area of computering is advancing in leaps and bounds, is the bit called printers stuck firmly in the extremely annoying time warp where everything is still complicated and frustrating and in need of a nursemaid, if you don't want to find a ream of paper squodged up in an unappealing, half-chewed mangle in the horrible machine's vile maw?
It's 2015 and I want answers.