Up at the local shops, things are slowly getting back to normal, after the glorious annual dream of wearing shorts forever - aka Christmas and New Year. People are emerging from their lairs, shops are reopening. It's all a bit jarring, to tell the truth.
For instance, this morning I was nearly deafened by a woman coming out of the supermarket as I was going in. 'G'day, Dave,' she yelled, 'you look as slim as.' 'Thanks,' said the tall man she was greeting, 'I am a thin person really - I just got out of hand.'
'I am a thin person really.' Aren't we all.
Yes. Except when we get 'out of hand'
ReplyDeleteAnd then the only thing to do is follow the three-week barbecued guinea pig diet. It always works for me.
ReplyDeleteDoes it include the occasional piece of chocolate or a weekly glass of red wine?
ReplyDeleteMr Murray has much to answer for!
ReplyDeleteI must find a copy of that book to which your title refers - to put in Ma's chest.
Abebooks will have it, I bet.
ReplyDeleteWeekly - every half hour after 6.30 pm surely? To promote cardiovascular health, naturally - and large chunks of chocolate to combat depression. The guinea pigs are just for protein.
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