Instead, he or she - though I'm guessing it's a she - should just write "Un-" at the beginning of each invite and throw an unengagement party. That'll piss off the ex- more than anything.
Mind you, I'd probably dump anyone who wanted an engagement party with invitations and all. If you want to send out invitations on special cards for that event (which I would argue merited no event at all, beyond a spontaneous drink), can you imagine how much palaver there'd be before the actual wedding got under way?
The little tragedies that are played out in front of us.
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ReplyDeleteInstead, he or she - though I'm guessing it's a she - should just write "Un-" at the beginning of each invite and throw an unengagement party. That'll piss off the ex- more than anything.
ReplyDeleteMind you, I'd probably dump anyone who wanted an engagement party with invitations and all. If you want to send out invitations on special cards for that event (which I would argue merited no event at all, beyond a spontaneous drink), can you imagine how much palaver there'd be before the actual wedding got under way?
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