Out of the Mouths of Brothers

'They need to change their price structure,' I heard myself saying, and a part of my mind told the rest of it, 'You don't even know what a price structure is - you've had too much to drink.'

What is it about lots of wine that makes me talk such rubbish? Some time ago, I asked my brother this exact question. He told me I always talk rubbish, even when stone-cold sober; the only difference he's noticed, apparently, is that, after a couple of glasses, I talk rubbish with tremendous confidence.

I wish I hadn't asked.