Another Slice of Heaven

Having just discovered an email in my inbox from a fellow by the name of Robert Barton, (who I think perhaps works in the same office as George Sanderson who emailed me yesterday and Peter Johnson who emailed me the week before last), informing me that I have a large inheritance waiting for me from a longlost relative, I can't help thinking that it might be rather nice, in heaven, if all these gentlemen were the genuine article and not, as I fear they are here on earth, the noms de plume of a bunch of crooks.