Winning Isn't Everything

The entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, as my husband insists we call it, (as opposed to Eurovision, as the rest of the family sloppily prefer), from Lithuania in 2006 was, I reckon, the cleverest I've seen. Unfortunately, Eurovision, (oh all right, the Eurovision Song Contest,) is about many things - mainly disco beat, bright flashing lights and batty costumes - but being a smartarse is not one of them. It got my vote though, (especially the bit with the man in a suit and the fiddler):