Annoying Aspects of the Modern World 2

Why, when I press 'next blog' do I find nothing but blogs by bike crazies? I've never mentioned bicycles at all in my blog. Perhaps it's not crime mobsters but bicycle fanatics who have control of my cursor. Soon I won't be allowed to write about anything but bicycles. Didn't Flann O'Brien warn us about bicycles in The Third Policeman? I've always been so careful not to let mine indoors after reading that book. And yet it seems that they've got to me anyway.