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I've been reading the papers again. Not for the first time I'm baffled by the antics of my local government:

The use of the word 'attracting' strikes me as slightly ill-chosen there, but more worrying is what exactly those 225 litres are being collected for. I do hope there is no mad plan for a centennial artwork which will use them as an essential ingredient.

Meanwhile, in the national papers, things continue to be all over the place .