Tuesday 26 December 2023

The Horses by Edwin Muir

Dogs, cats, sure - lovely creatures. 

But horses - nothing matches horses for the quality of their companionship.

Feeling thus, I suppose it was inevitable I would love this poem:


The Horses by Edwin Muir

Barely a twelvemonth after

The seven days war that put the world to sleep,

Late in the evening the strange horses came.

By then we had made our covenant with silence,

But in the first few days it was so still

We listened to our breathing and were afraid.

On the second day

The radios failed; we turned the knobs; no answer.

On the third day a warship passed us, heading north,

Dead bodies piled on the deck. On the sixth day

A plane plunged over us into the sea. Thereafter

Nothing. The radios dumb;

And still they stand in corners of our kitchens,

And stand, perhaps, turned on, in a million rooms

All over the world. But now if they should speak,

If on a sudden they should speak again,

If on the stroke of noon a voice should speak,

We would not listen, we would not let it bring

That old bad world that swallowed its children quick

At one great gulp. We would not have it again.

Sometimes we think of the nations lying asleep,

Curled blindly in impenetrable sorrow,

And then the thought confounds us with its strangeness.

The tractors lie about our fields; at evening

They look like dank sea-monsters couched and waiting.

We leave them where they are and let them rust:

"They'll molder away and be like other loam."

We make our oxen drag our rusty plows,

Long laid aside. We have gone back

Far past our fathers' land.

And then, that evening

Late in the summer the strange horses came.

We heard a distant tapping on the road,

A deepening drumming; it stopped, went on again

And at the corner changed to hollow thunder.

We saw the heads

Like a wild wave charging and were afraid.

We had sold our horses in our fathers' time

To buy new tractors. Now they were strange to us

As fabulous steeds set on an ancient shield.

Or illustrations in a book of knights.

We did not dare go near them. Yet they waited,

Stubborn and shy, as if they had been sent

By an old command to find our whereabouts

And that long-lost archaic companionship.

In the first moment we had never a thought

That they were creatures to be owned and used.

Among them were some half a dozen colts

Dropped in some wilderness of the broken world,

Yet new as if they had come from their own Eden.

Since then they have pulled our plows and borne our loads,

But that free servitude still can pierce our hearts.

Our life is changed; their coming our beginning.


Happy Christmas and a blessed new year to all.

Sunday 17 December 2023

Unintended Consequences

The Observer newspaper reports today that owners of recent Volkswagens are encountering an unexpected difficulty - their cars are seizing up because rats have eaten through wiring on the underneath of the vehicles. 

This is a new phenomenon apparently, created by Volkswagen's desire to create more environmentally friendly products. To further this end, Volkswagen have started casing car wiring in a plant-based material that rats find delicious.

I suppose encouraging rats to flourish is achieving some kind of blow for the environment versus mankind. And manufacturing cars that don't work must reduce emissions. Honda and Toyota are using soy-based insulation which is apparently the equivalent of KFC for vermin, so switching to them provides no escape for car owners. 

Sunday 10 December 2023

What Colour was Montmorency*?

The Guardian's list of best books is out for 2023

What a feast of joy it isn't. Among the recommendations are:

1. The story of a trio of gay Americans looking for their ancestral roots in Ghana 

2. A propulsive thriller responding to the climate crisis

3. A harrowing testimony from a slave plantation. 

4. An auto- fiction deeply engaged with the horrors of colonialism

5. A shadow history of queer desire and erasure 

6. A hypnotic journey into the dub reggae scene

7. The tale of young Vietnamese refugees in Thatcher’s Britain 

8. A chronicle of Soweto under and after apartheid, 

9. A tale of gay "pioneers" in 1890s London 

10. An excoriating account of Contemporary Britain, which sets one woman’s desire to return to the Nigeria of her youth against the backdrop of the Grenfell tragedy

It's all a very long way from Three Men in a Boat.

Do people in other countries also dedicate most of their publishing industry to self-hating fiction and books challenging heterosexuality? If it's just us, why do we do it? Are publishers responding to the market or trying to indoctrinate their customers? 

Are they successful? Personally, I avoid anything published since this century began, buying books only secondhand. I pray there will be a reset to normal very soon and I can go back into bookshops with optimism and excitement about what enjoyable new novel I might find inside.


*Montmorency is the fox terrier in Three Men in a Boat.


Saturday 9 December 2023

Reasons to Like Twitter - an Occasional Series

Commenting on footage of today's umpteenth Saturday afternoon pro-Hamas March in London, someone Tweeted, 

"Oh I'd forgotten it was Jihaturday again. The weeks go by so fast".

In reply someone else Tweeted:

"Before you know it, it'll be Christhamas".

Dark humour, yes, but we live in dark times, and a sense of the absurd is a useful instrument of survival 

The two Tweets I've mentioned were accompanied by footage of the redoubtable Peter Tatchell, fresh from his dressing-up box, looking for all the world like a boy on his first day of kindergarten:


His poster shows that if only he ruled the world all our problems would be swiftly and simply sorted out.