Wednesday 26 May 2010

Sheep Shock

I was still digesting the whole Craig Venter story, when I saw this in the paper yesterday: 'New Heads for Wool Bodies'. Why? That's what I want to know. I like sheep just the way they are thanks. I don't want the landscape of my youth dotted with Daliesque wool bodies sporting clowns' features or wool bodies topped by profiles of Greek gods. Why fiddle? Wool heads for wool bodies, I say. Haven't we made enough of a mess of the world as it is?

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  1. Woolly heads for hungover bodies!

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  2. So that's what they need them for. Poor headless wool bodies, staggering around, unable even to bleat - and it's all down to the new more liberal licensing hours.

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