Thou still unravish'd bride of - oh crumbs, has anyone got any Tarzan's Grip?
Earth has not anything to show more fair (I wish I hadn't taken this job with the London Tourist Board)
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita I decided to give up poetry and teach myself English instead
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, they're out of season and you can make a killing in the leadup to christmas
And into the valley of death rode the six hundred, til one of them said, hang on, we made a wrong turn
In xanadu did kubla khan have a very nice time rollerskating with olivia newton-john
Busy old fool, unruly Sun, you never really verify your sources before going to print do you?
I felt a pain rise up in me, a pain so intense and so sudden, that I was forced to withdraw my hand from inside the oven.
As high as we have mounted in delight In our dejection do we sink as low - bloody Aussie cricket team.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I chose the one with fewer brambles because I had new tights on
He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko's side, Where the hills are slightly steeper and rougher
Keep calm, it's only the dying of the light
Haikus can be fun, but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator
You know how little while we have to stay, and once departed may return no more, Rob Oakeshott
Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the tram to work because it looked like it might rain
Out of the mid-wood's twilight Into the meadow's dawn, Ivory keyed and brown-eyed, Flashes my iPhone
Half way up the stairs is the stair where I sit until I can find my door key
Water, water everywhere - why did I build a Desal plant?
Cannon to the left of them, cannon to the right of them, cannon in front of them/ So they turned around
"Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who was there"
There was movement at the station, for Word 98 had got around
Always send someone else to find for whom the bell tolls, it probably tolls for them
So you're back from up the country, Mr Lawson sorry I'll move the Corolla out of your driveway
"Why do they lock service station bathrooms? Are they afraid somebody might clean them?"